im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via cheyennemorgan)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via cheyennemorgan)
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
(via wonderwarman)
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
(Source: puerluna, via wonderwarman)
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
(via wonderwarman)
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince, via wonderwarman)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
(via wonderwarman)
timegodfromdistrict9and3quarters:
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits uncleanDid you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
DONE WITH THE INTERNET
SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
jesus god I thought those were artistically sliced lunch meats
(Source: royalinterior, via wonderwarman)